COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

Aggressive on the bases… and everywhere else. ⚾ “I Slide Into Everything” is bold baseball humor with just enough edge. It’s about hustle, speed, a...

😎🌿 SMOKE SOME WEED BRO“Smoke Some Weed Bro” is less advice… more like a universal solution. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🏡 HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS“Home Is Where The Weed Is” means wherever you are… that’s the right place. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

Proof you actually play. ⚾ “Dirt Is Just Baseball Glitter” is for players who leave the game covered in it. Slides, dives, and getting dirty—it all...

Not today. ⚾ “Thou Shall Not Steal” is a clever baseball twist—whether you’re a catcher shutting it down or just talking a little trash from the du...

Good glove. Great feeling. ⚾ “I’m Glovin’ It!” is light, glove-first baseball humor for players who take pride in their defense—and maybe flashing ...

Sweet temptation. Zero resistance. 🍩🚔 “Donut Resist” is playful law enforcement humor that never gets old. It’s light, self-aware, and perfect for ...

Commitment isn’t a slogan. It’s a standard. 🔥 “First In Last Out Club” represents dedication to the mission—showing up early, staying until the job...

Source of strength. ✝️ “Powered By Jesus” is a simple, confident statement of faith. It’s about where your strength, purpose, and direction come fr...

You don’t look for it.It just keeps finding you. 🔥 Our “Heat Seekers Anonymous” firefighter patch is for crews who always seem to catch the hot job...

No half swings here. ⚾ “Swing Hard In Case You Hit It” is old-school baseball logic—commit fully and see what happens. It’s for players who’d rathe...

Some are strikes. Some are… not. ⚾ “Life’s A Pitch” is a sharp baseball twist on a classic phrase—equal parts humor and attitude. It’s for players ...

Focus is overrated. 🍺⚾ “Keep Your Eye On The Beer” flips the classic baseball advice into something a little more realistic for beer league legends...

Airway. Breathing. Circulation. Repeat. 🚑 “Life Support Division” reflects the responsibility that comes with advanced care. It’s for EMS and param...

Clocked in… again. 🚔 “Probably On Overtime” is dry, shift-level humor for officers who know the tour doesn’t always end on time. Late calls, paperw...

When things go sideways, you don’t. 🚔 “Disorder Response Team” reflects readiness, coordination, and stepping in when situations escalate. It’s dir...

Standards exist for a reason. 🚔 “Professional Rule Enforcers” reflects the responsibility of upholding laws, maintaining order, and doing the job w...

If patience were bait, ice anglers would never run out. 🎣❄️Our “Waiting Builds Character” ice fishing patch is for long hours, cold fingers, and th...