COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🔥 Location Is Everything Doing nothing all day might look lazy—unless you’re parked beside a smoker with a drink in your hand. Then it’s patience, ...

🧠 Yesterday Already Took Enough Being mad about the past is understandable. Letting it ruin today is just giving yesterday overtime. Don’t Fuck Up ...

🥨 Human Pretzel Factory Patch Arms go here. Legs go there. Nobody is totally sure how this happened. The Human Pretzel Factory Patch is made for gr...

🎯 AIRMAIL OR BUST For the cornhole player who ignores the safe shot, chases the glory throw, and lives with the consequences.Sized at 3x2 and hook ...

🎯 BACKYARD BAGGER For the driveway legend tossing bags, talking trash, and acting like the whole cookout came to watch.Sized at 3x2 and hook & ...

🍹 VACATION JUICE A tropical drink with a view, because hydration sounds classier when it comes with an umbrella.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop...

🎣 BASSHOLE BROTHERHOOD - FISHING CLUBMembership requires bad puns and even worse behavior on the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🎣 LAKE MODE ACTIVATEDBrain off, lines out, vibes high.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ...

🌿 GO GREEN“Go Green” can mean a lot of things… you’re just choosing the fun interpretation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🧠🌿 THAT’S WHAT I DO I SMOKE WEED AND I KNOW THINGS“That’s What I Do I Smoke Weed and I Know Things” sounds like a skillset… and honestly, it checks...

🚨🌿 SPOILER ALERT I’M SUPER INTO SMOKING WEED“Spoiler Alert I’m Super into Smoking Weed” isn’t exactly shocking… but now it’s official. Sized at 3x2...

😎 BORN AWESOME – STAYED THAT WAY“Born Awesome – Stayed That Way” means no upgrades needed… it’s been there from day one. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🎉 LOOK WHO’S AGING“Look Who’s Aging” feels a lot like “look who’s thriving”… just with a few more noises when you stand up. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

Not even close. ✝️ “Death Couldn’t Hold Him” is a bold declaration of victory, hope, and power. It’s a reminder of what was overcome—and what that ...

Not the same. 💪 “Built Different” is a simple, confident statement for those who move their own way. No explanations, no comparisons—just a mindset...

Let’s not overcomplicate things. 🍬 “I’m Just Here For The Candy” is a simple, honest statement for anyone who knows exactly why they showed up. Hol...

Choose faith. ✝️ “Faith Over Fear” is a bold reminder to trust over worry and stand strong in what you believe. Simple, direct, and meaningful in a...

Say it without saying it. 🌿 “Smoke” features bold bubble-style lettering built from cannabis buds, with soft haze drifting behind it. It’s graphic,...

Good vibes only. 🌿 “Stay High – Bud” is a fun, cartoon-style cannabis design with a positive, laid-back feel. Lighthearted, friendly, and full of p...

Yes. We noticed. 🚓 “We Saw That” is low-key police humor—understood by officers who miss very little on shift. It’s not loud. It doesn’t need to be...

Keeping order, one space at a time. 🚗 “Parking Enforcement” represents attention to detail, consistency, and maintaining structure where it matters...

Enforce the law. Refill the cup. ☕🚔 “Law & Coffee” is a nod to long shifts, early roll calls, and the fuel that keeps the watch going. It’s sim...

Command carries weight. 🔥 “Battalion Chief” represents leadership across companies, strategy on complex scenes, and accountability that extends bey...

Cardio. Lifting. Stair sprints. Repeat. 🚑 “Ambulance Athletes” is for EMS and paramedics who know the job is as physical as it is clinical. Stretch...