COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏓 NET NINJASSilent at the line, deadly with the paddle, and way too proud of it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

⚠️ WARNING: STAY OUT OF THE KITCHENA public safety announcement for anyone getting a little too comfortable near the net. Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🏓 I’D RATHER BE DINKINGA polite way to say this is the only thing on your schedule that actually matters. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🏓 WEEKEND DINKERSerious enough to own a paddle, not serious enough to stretch first. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🤷 I DO WHAT I’M TOLD “Marriage: where ‘Yes Dear’ becomes a lifestyle.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🤠 GROOM CREW “Saddle up, boys. One of the cowboys finally got caught.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🇺🇸 IT'S A BAD DAY TO BE BRITISH “History’s longest-running rematch.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily...

🏌️ SMOOTH STROKE SOCIETY “Membership requires confidence and absolutely zero self-awareness.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🏌️ JUST A LITTLE MORE SHAFT “Classic golf terminology ruined by immature adults.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🎰 GROOM CREW “What happens in Vegas becomes evidence at the reception.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY WIFE“Sorry About My Wife” is part apology… part heads-up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

🥂 MIMOSAS“Mimosas” isn’t just a drink… it’s the official start time for the day. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🎣 HOOKED ON BAD DECISIONS“Hooked On Bad Decisions” starts with one cast… and somehow ends with a story you probably shouldn’t tell. Sized at 3x2 an...

🎣 I’VE GOT A BIG MOUTHTalking big… and catching bigger.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🎣 PROFESSIONAL LINE UNTANGLERBecause someone’s gotta fix the mess before the fish show up.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🔥🌿 WEED IS BAD SO EVERY TIME I FIND SOME I BURN IT“Weed Is Bad So Every Time I Find Some I Burn It” is just doing your part… one session at a time....

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🍰 I DESERVE CAKE“I Deserve Cake” isn’t a question… it’s a well-earned conclusion. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

Fuel source confirmed. 🍬 “Powered By Jelly Beans” is a playful nod to running on sugar and good vibes. Bright, fun, and perfect for anyone who trea...

Two partners. One mission. 🐕🚔 “K-9 Unit” represents the teamwork between handler and working dog—discipline, training, and trust built through repe...

Details matter. 🚔 “Detective” represents patience, analysis, and the ability to piece together what others overlook. It’s a title earned through ex...

Most people run away. You run in. 🔥 “Paid To Run Toward Fire” is a straightforward statement about the job—discipline, training, and the willingnes...

It’s been on your mind… 🌿 “I Wonder If Weed Thinks About Me Too…” is a funny, slightly introspective take on cannabis culture. It’s chill, relatabl...