COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

Two simple goals. Zero drama. 💧Our “Don’t Forget To Drink Your Water And Mind Your Own Business This Week” patch delivers self-care with a si...

Normal is boring. Weird is memorable. 🤘Our “Life Is Too Short To Be Normal – Stay Weird” patch is a reminder to lean into what makes you di...

Our “Leadership Is Not About Control, It’s About Empowering Others To Achieve Greatness” patch is a reminder that the best leaders don’t co...

The data is in—and it’s you. ☀️Our “Science Says The Sun Is Hottest – Science Is Wrong – It’s You” patch delivers clever charm with a wink. Designe...

😇🌿 I SMOKE WEED BECAUSE PUNCHING PEOPLE IS FROWNED UPON“I Smoke Weed Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” is all about making better choices… l...

📡 I REMEMBER DIAL-UP“I Remember Dial-Up” is for those who earned their internet time… one screeching connection at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

💥 PAIN IS MY CARDIO“Pain Is My Cardio” skips the gym and goes straight to the daily wear and tear. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

📞 “Born Before WiFi” is a badge of honor for anyone who had to actually get up to change the channel. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

Baseball is great. The food is…greater. 🌭⚾ “I Came For The Hot Dogs” is for fans who know exactly what they’re here for. Ninth inning? Sure. Anothe...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

Experience is a tough teacher. 📚Our “Learning Hurts” patch is a nod to the lessons that come with trial, error, and a little discomfort. Designed i...

Chirp less. Finish checks. 🏒Our “Talk Less – Hit More” patch is built for players who handle business between the boards, not in the penalty box. D...

Confidence was high. Gravity disagreed. 🎿Our “It Looked Easier on the Chairlift” patch is for anyone who pointed it in after a questionable visual ...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...