COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

😴 POOLSIDE PETE The sacred protector of half-empty drinks, full-body chair naps, and pretending sunscreen counts as effort. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🌊 CHONGA BONGA The sacred guardian of sandy feet, questionable tan lines, and calling it “a lifestyle.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🌙 MOON TIDE A moonlit surf scene for people who think bedtime is just a suggestion with worse lighting.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🛟 FLOAT MODE An inner tube drifting downstream, because effort is overrated and the river clearly has it handled.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🔥 MOONFIRE A beach bonfire under the moon, because daylight has never been great at minding its business.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🏓 PICKLEBALL DEGENERATESFor the crew that treats every rec match like a social experiment gone off the rails. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

🌈 I GUESS HE’S NOT GAY “Turns out the wedding invitation was a pretty solid clue.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

👽🌿 ALIEN MARIJUANA ABDUCTION“Alien Marijuana Abduction” is what happens when things get a little… out of this world. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🎯 MAKE IT ABOUT ME“Make It About Me” isn’t selfish… it’s just efficient. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🎉 BORN TO PARTY“Born To Party” isn’t occasional… it’s part of your personality. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch s...

Unmatched. Unchanging. ✝️ “No One Will Ever Love You More Than Jesus” is a powerful reminder of unconditional love and grace. It’s simple, meaningf...

Some things are better with Him. ✝️ “Life Is Scary Without Jesus” is a direct, honest statement about faith and dependence. It’s not flashy—it’s re...

Your new favorite little buddy. 🌿 “Marijuana Leaf Buddy” is a playful, cartoon-style take on a classic symbol. Happy, relaxed, and full of personal...

Leadership between the street and command. 🚔 “Lieutenant” represents experience, oversight, and decision-making that bridges field operations and c...

Knock politely? That’s not always an option. 🔥 “Professional Door Kickers – Fire Edition” is a nod to forced entry, long nights, and doing whatever...

If you play hockey, you already understand. 🏒🍺Our “Tape – Ice – Beer” patch sums up the essentials of the game—before, during, and after. Designed ...

Different chapters. Same book. 📖Our “Don’t Compare Your Chapter 1 To Someone Else’s Chapter 20” patch is a reminder that progress isn’t lin...

Pretty doesn’t mean passive. 💥Our “Not Fragile Like a Flower, Fragile Like a Bomb” patch is a statement piece for anyone who carries strength benea...

It’s love. Just… louder. 📣Our “I Yell Because I Care” patch is for anyone whose support comes at full volume. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® ...

Rugby isn’t for the fragile—and this patch proudly says so. 🏉Our “Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck It Up. Play Rugby” patch captur...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...