COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

💍 WHO WOULD MARRY THIS IDIOT“Who Would Marry This Idiot” is a fair question… and somehow, someone said yes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🍻 SAME BOOBIES FOREVER“Same Boobies Forever” is a bold way to celebrate commitment… and keep things classy-adjacent. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🎣 THIS LAKE SUCKSNot the fishing… just everything else about it.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🎣 CAPTAIN OF THE COOLERRunning the most important operation on the boat.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🚨🌿 SPOILER ALERT I’M SUPER INTO SMOKING WEED“Spoiler Alert I’m Super into Smoking Weed” isn’t exactly shocking… but now it’s official. Sized at 3x2...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🎯 MAKE IT ABOUT ME“Make It About Me” isn’t selfish… it’s just efficient. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

😏 OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER “Old Enough to Know Better” means you’ve got the wisdom… what you do with it is another story. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🎉 “Survived Another Year” is less about aging… and more about making it through whatever that was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

It’s not a competition… but still. ✝️ “Jesus Loves You But I’m His Favorite” mixes faith with confidence and just the right amount of attitude. It’...

Heat. Fuel. Oxygen. Remove one. 🔥 “Combustion Control Unit” is a tongue-in-cheek nod to what firefighters actually do—control the fire triangle and...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

Some calls stay with you. Some scenes don’t leave. “We Saw Everything” isn’t loud—it’s understood. It’s for firefighters, police, medics, and first...

Stabilize first. Talk later. 🚑 “Vital Signs Before Vibes” is for EMS and paramedics who know priorities matter. Assess. Treat. Reassure. The mood c...

Cuff. Inflate. Listen. Repeat. 🩺 “Blood Pressure Enthusiasts” is for EMS providers who know that good medicine starts with good assessment. It’s a ...

Everything’s under control… more or less. 😌Our “Mostly In Control” patch is for anyone managing chaos with confidence and caffeine. Designed in a 3...