Hats And Patches - No Customs - Discount

🏌️ KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN “Solid golf advice. Terrible way to live your life.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🤫 QUIET PLEASE “He’s about to miss this putt in complete silence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily b...

🛒 OFF THE MARKET “Bad news, boys. She retired from free agency.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

❤️ I LOVE MY WIFEY“I Love My Wifey” keeps it simple… bold, loyal, and no confusion about it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

😎 MY WIFE HAS AN AWESOME HUSBAND“My Wife Has an Awesome Husband” is confidence… backed by absolutely no objections. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

😎 MY HUSBAND HAS AN AWESOME WIFE“My Husband Has an Awesome Wife” is confidence… and honestly, he agrees. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🎣 REEL DEGENERATES - FISHING CLUBLow standards, high casts, zero regrets.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🎣 I FISH BECAUSE THERAPY IS EXPENSIVEWay cheaper than talking about your feelings.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🎣 WEEKEND HOOKER - BAIT & TACKLEJust a harmless fishing trip… or so you’ll tell people.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🎣 COME AND TAKE IT - FISHING LUREA little challenge for the fish… and anyone else feeling bold.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🎣 BIGFOOT FISHING AT SUNSETEven legends need a quiet spot to cast a line.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

🌿 THERE’S A STRAIN FOR THAT“There’s A Strain For That” is the answer… no matter what the question was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🎯 MAKE IT ABOUT ME“Make It About Me” isn’t selfish… it’s just efficient. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🤔 OLDER AND WISER (DEBATABLE)“Older and Wiser (Debatable)” means the years are adding up… the wisdom is still under review. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

😏 OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER “Old Enough to Know Better” means you’ve got the wisdom… what you do with it is another story. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

Fuel source confirmed. 🍬 “Powered By Jelly Beans” is a playful nod to running on sugar and good vibes. Bright, fun, and perfect for anyone who trea...

Source of strength. ✝️ “Powered By Jesus” is a simple, confident statement of faith. It’s about where your strength, purpose, and direction come fr...

It’s been on your mind… 🌿 “I Wonder If Weed Thinks About Me Too…” is a funny, slightly introspective take on cannabis culture. It’s chill, relatabl...

You other growers can’t deny. 🌿 “I Like Big Buds and I Cannot Lie” is a playful cannabis twist on a legendary line. Bold, recognizable, and guarant...

Pick your side. ✝️ “Team Jesus” is a bold, simple statement of faith. No extra words needed—just where you stand. Sized at 3x2 and Velcro compatibl...

Priorities were… elsewhere. 😈 “Sorry I Missed Church – I Was Busy Practicing Witchcraft” is unapologetic, sarcastic humor that leans into irony and...

Game? What game? 🍿 “I’m Just Here For The Snacks” gets the full 90s treatment—bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore. It’s for anyone who treats ...

Radio’s off. Responsibilities paused. 🚔 “Off Duty Save Yourselves” is tongue-in-cheek humor for officers who’ve officially clocked out. It’s a ligh...

Sweet temptation. Zero resistance. 🍩🚔 “Donut Resist” is playful law enforcement humor that never gets old. It’s light, self-aware, and perfect for ...