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😇 Mostly Well-Behaved You’re sweet, innocent, and practically angelic—right up until that tiny 1% takes over. I’m 99% Angel, but Ohhh, That 1% is m...

🪰 Technically Still Impressive Big confidence. Very specific fine print. Hung Like a Horse Fly is made for self-deprecating comedians, professional...

🛑 That Sounds Like Somebody Else’s Problem Could you handle it? Probably. Are you going to? Absolutely not. That’s Not My Job is made for boundary-...

🥊 Punch Face Repeat Patch Simple plan. Clear instructions. Questionable consequences. The Punch Face Repeat Patch is made for boxers, strikers, kic...

🥋 Mostly Peaceful Grappler Patch You’re calm, respectful, and completely reasonable until someone agrees to roll. The Mostly Peaceful Grappler Patc...

🥋 Karate Adjacent Patch You may not know exactly what style you’re doing, but it definitely looks combat-adjacent. The Karate Adjacent Patch is mad...

🥋 Black Belt In Bad Choices Patch Discipline, dedication, and a long history of questionable decisions. The Black Belt In Bad Choices Patch is made...

🥋 Casual Violence Club Patch Nothing too serious. Just friendly rounds, bad decisions, and a little controlled chaos. The Casual Violence Club Patc...

🥋 Armbar & Chill Patch Forget movie night. This is quality time with leverage. The Armbar & Chill Patch is made for grapplers, jiu-jitsu pl...

🎯 I CAME - I TOSSED - I MISSED For the cornhole warrior who showed up, sent it, and immediately blamed the bags, boards, wind, lighting, and gravit...

🎯 BAGS DEEP For the cornhole player sending it with reckless confidence and pretending every lucky toss was totally planned.Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

💨 SMOKE SIGNALS ONLY For the pitmaster communicating exclusively through brisket haze, grill smoke, and deeply unnecessary tong clicks.Sized at 3x2...

🥩 RESTING BRISKET FACE For the pitmaster staring down the smoker like the meat owes them money.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🔥 FLAME MANAGEMENT TEAM For the backyard grill crew pretending they have everything under control while the fire says otherwise.Sized at 3x2 and ho...

💨 LOOKS GOOD, SMELLS BETTERSmoke Show is for the backyard BBQ legend turning ribs, brisket, burgers, and questionable confidence into a full-blown ...

🔥 CLEARED FOR GRILL DUTYLicensed to Grill is for the backyard BBQ agent who handles burgers, steaks, and suspiciously secret marinades with full co...

🔥 THE GRILL KNOWS TOO MUCHGrilluminati is for the backyard BBQ conspiracist who believes smoke rings, secret rubs, and perfectly timed flips are al...

🔥 CHEAPER THAN THERAPYCharcoal Therapy is for the backyard grill master who finds peace in glowing coals, cold drinks, and pretending the smoke isn...

🥩 SMOKE HAPPENSBrisket Happens is for the backyard pit boss who knows BBQ is part patience, part smoke, and part pretending everything went exactly...

🌋 LAVA LARRY The sacred protector of bad pours, bold refills, and insisting this is definitely the last one. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compa...

🎋 BAMBOOZLEThe sacred spirit of bad decisions, worse excuses, and stories that start with “so here’s what happened.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & ...

🌴 TONGA TOMFOOLERY The sacred spirit of vacation plans turning into evidence and calling it “making memories.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

⏰ TIKI TOCK The sacred guardian of showing up late, leaving early, and blaming the ocean breeze. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...

🍹 MARGARIKI The sacred spirit of lime wedges, loose plans, and salt-rimmed decisions that arrive in rounds. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...