Products - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

Not Ivy League. IV League. 💉 “IV League Dropouts” is for EMS and paramedics who learned their craft in the field—under pressure, on scene, and in t...

Subtle. Elevated. Recognized. 🌿 “IV XX” is a minimalist, high-end design inspired by premium cannabis culture. Clean lines, refined style, and a lo...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🏓 I’D RATHER BE DINKINGA polite way to say this is the only thing on your schedule that actually matters. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🍊 I’M JUST HERE FOR ORANGESElite sideline strategy, mostly involving snacks and pretending to know the formation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

Let’s not overcomplicate things. 🍬 “I’m Just Here For The Candy” is a simple, honest statement for anyone who knows exactly why they showed up. Hol...

🧊 I’m Just Here For The Ice Packs Patch Training hard is great. Walking normally afterward is optional. The I’m Just Here For The Ice Packs Patch i...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🤪🌿 I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM“I’m Not as Think as You Stoned I Am” makes perfect sense… if you don’t think about it too hard. Sized at 3x2...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🇺🇸 Questionable Looks. Excessive Performance. Maybe the packaging is underwhelming, but the operation is expensive, complicated, and somehow involv...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

Confidence? Fully cultivated. 🌿 “I’m Sexy, and I Grow It” is bold, playful humor for those who take pride in their plants. It’s part swagger, part ...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

🎃 Jack-O’-Skull Part jack-o’-lantern, part skull, and all Halloween. The Jack-O’-Skull patch combines two spooky-season classics into one creepy ...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...