Products - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

💀 NOT DEAD YET“Not Dead Yet” is less of a statement… more of a daily update. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

Pretty doesn’t mean passive. 💥Our “Not Fragile Like a Flower, Fragile Like a Bomb” patch is a statement piece for anyone who carries strength benea...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

If there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...

😎 NOT OLD – EXPERIENCED“Not Old – Experienced” is the official rebrand of getting older… with better PR. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🏷️ NOT OLD – VINTAGE“Not Old – Vintage” is what you call it when age starts sounding a lot cooler. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

😂 A Truly Complete Package Being funny was already enough, but apparently the universe decided to overdeliver. Not Only Am I Funny... I Have Nice T...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

Relax. Mostly. 🚔 “Not The Fun Police” is dry, understated humor for officers who know the job isn’t about ruining anyone’s day—it’s about keeping t...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

👀 KEEP MOVING. NOTHING HAPPENED. Nothing to See Here is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who prefers plausible deniability an...

💸 NOW ACCEPTING SENIOR DISCOUNTS“Now Accepting Senior Discounts” means you’ve officially reached the stage where perks start kicking in. Sized at 3...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...