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Surviving Fatherhood One Beer At A Time - Removable Patch

Boy Dad - Removable Patch

Best Dad In The Galaxy - Removable Patch

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad - Removable Patch

After This We're Getting Hot Wings - Removable Patch

Shield Maiden - Removable Patch

Alien Head Smoking Cigar - Removable Patch

Gay Alien UFO - Removable Patch

I Came To Get My Balls Wet - Removable Patch

Alien Head - We Are Not Alone - Removable Patch

Aliens Peeking On Window - Removable Patch

That One Arrow That Just Hates You - Removable Patch

Wish You Were Weird - Aliens and UFOs - Removable Patch

Silent But Deadly - Removable Patch

Sorry I Wasn't Listening I Was Thinking About Hunting - Removable Patch

I Slay Hair For A Living - Removable Patch

Love Is In The Hair - Removable Patch

My Blood Type Is Viking - Removable Patch

Daddy's Hiking Buddy - Removable Patch

Friends Come And Go, But A Good Hairstylist Is Forever - Removable Patch

Hair Boss - Removable Patch

I'm Just Here For The Food - Removable Patch

Mountain Boy - Removable Patch

My Hiking Partner Has Four Legs - Removable Patch

Queen Of The Mountains - Removable Patch

I'm Not Old I'm Well Seasoned - Removable Patch

Take A Hike - Removable Patch

Don't Kiss The Cook... Bend Me Over - Removable Patch

This Shit Is Going To Be Delicious - Removable Patch

Your Opinion Wasn't In The Recipe. - Removable Patch

Yours May Go Faster But Mine Can Go Anywhere - Removable Patch

I'm Giving Up Drinking For A Month. Sorry, Bad Punctuation. I'm Giving Up. Drinking For A Month - Removable Patch

My Co-Worker Accidentally Drank From My Dunkin' Cup And Said "Your Coffee Tastes Like Whiskey" - Removable Patch

I'm Pretty Sure My Dream Job Would Be Karma Delivery Person - Removable Patch

A Wise Person Once Told Me, "Let People Do What They Wanna Do, So You See What They'd Rather Do." That'll Answer All The Questions You Have - Removable Patch

Light That Shit Up - Removable Patch

The Less People You Chill With. The Less Bullshit You Deal With. - Removable Patch

Dear Santa, Define Good - Removable Patch

Mama Claus - Removable Patch

The Tree's Not The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year - Removable Patch

Santa, Why You Be Judgin? - Removable Patch

Gangsta Wrappa - Removable Patch

Hoping Rudolf Eats The Naughty List - Removable Patch

Negative Vibes Only - Removable Patch

1998 - Don't Get Into Stranger's Cars • Don't Meet People From The Internet 2017 • Literally Summons Strangers From The Internet To Get Into Their Car - Removable Patch

I Used To Skinny Dip, Now I Chunky Dunk! - Removable Patch

You Blocked Me Out Of Anger, I Blocked You For Peace. We're Not The Same - Removable Patch

Sometimes You Gotta Start The Fuck Over And Come Back Wayyy Harder. - Removable Patch