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Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked - Removable Patch
$6.99When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself "Did I Just Shit My Pants Today?" And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Alright. - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole... I Thought You Knew. - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Currently At The "Fuck This Shit" Portion Of My Day - Removable Patch
$6.99Pants Are Bullshit - Removable Patch
$6.99Don't Be A Cock Sucker - Removable Patch
$6.99I've Released My Own Fragrance. Nobody In The Car Seemed To Like It. - Removable Patch
$6.99Maybe Swearing Will Help - Removable Patch
$6.99I Sprinkle "Fuck" In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley. - Removable Patch
$6.99Your Nudes Are Safe With Me. - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch
$6.99Once Upon A Time - Fuck You - The End - Removable Patch
$6.99A Good Place To Put Your Opinions About Me And My Life, Is Up Your Ass. - Removable Patch
$6.99It's Not A Middle Finger It's My Unicorn Fist - Removable Patch
$6.99You Cannot Imagine The Immensity Of The Fuck I Do Not Give. - Removable Patch
$6.99My Dog And I Talk Shit About You - Removable Patch
$6.99Overworked And Underlaid - Removable Patch
$6.99Caution - Feeling Horny - Removable Patch
$6.99Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions - Removable Patch
$6.99Only Trust People Who Like Big Butts... They Cannot Lie - Removable Patch
$6.99Ever Have Sex While Camping? It's Fucking Intents - Removable Patch
$6.99If You Don't Drink Liquor For Breakfast On Vacation Don't Invite Me- Removable Patch
$6.99My Goal In Life Is To Piss Off Atleast One Person A Day. So Far, I'm About 4 Years Ahead Of Schedule. - Removable Patch
$6.99I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly, Like A Fucking Lady. - Removable Patch
$6.99You Had Me At I Hate That Bitch Too - Removable Patch
$6.99I'll Feed All You Fuckers - Removable Patch
$6.99Nobody Dies A Virgin. Life Fucks Us All. -Kurt Cobain - Removable Patch
$6.99Due To Rising Costs, Dirty Deeds Are No Longer Done Dirt Cheap. Sorry For The Inconvenience. - Removable Patch
$6.99Shhh ut The Fuck Up. - Removable Patch
$6.99Smile If You're Horny - Removable Patch
$6.99I Hate People - Bears - Removable Patch
$6.99Let Them Be Haunted By The Realization That You Were Irreplaceable - Removable Patch
$6.99Rub My Butt Then You Can Pull My Pork - Removable Patch
$6.99A Sea Of Whiskey Couldn't Intoxicate Me As Much As A Drop Of You - Removable Patch
$6.99Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck - Removable Patch
$6.99It's Not Going To Lick Itself - Removable Patch
$6.99Are We Having Drinks? Or Are We Having Dranks? I Need To Dress Accordingly. - Removable Patch
$6.99"I Never Said That Shit" - Confucious - Removable Patch
$6.99I Don't Know Shit About Fuck - Removable Patch
$6.99Sad But Still Horny - Removable Patch
$6.99A Perfect Metaphor For My Life Would Be "Someone Trying To Stand Up In A Hammock" - Removable Patch
$6.99I Won't Be Remembered As Someone Who Kept Their Mouth Shut - Removable Patch
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