Don't Be A Cock Sucker - Removable Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity Of The Fuck I Do Not Give. - Removable Patch

Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked - Removable Patch

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch

Shhh ut The Fuck Up. - Removable Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help - Removable Patch

I Hate People - Bears - Removable Patch

It's Not A Middle Finger It's My Unicorn Fist - Removable Patch

When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself "Did I Just Shit My Pants Today?" And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Alright. - Removable Patch

I Won't Be Remembered As Someone Who Kept Their Mouth Shut - Removable Patch

Guess What. Chicken Butt! - Removable Patch

My Dog And I Talk Shit About You - Removable Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck - Removable Patch

The Minivan - Two In The Front - Five In The Back - Removable Patch

Only Trust People Who Like Big Butts... They Cannot Lie - Removable Patch

Sorry I'm Late. I Didn't Want To Come. - Patch

I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole... I Thought You Knew. - Removable Patch

Adult Supervision Required - Removable Patch

I Love Boobies - Patch

First Of All, No Second Of All, No - Removable Patch

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck - Removable Patch

Let's Get Naked - Removable Patch

Once Upon A Time - Fuck You - The End - Removable Patch

Moist - Removable Patch

Rub My Butt Then You Can Pull My Pork - Removable Patch

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes - Removable Patch

You Are Entitled To You Opinion, But You Are Not Allowed To Tell Me What Mine Should Be. - Removable Patch

Part-Time Adult. - Removable Patch

I'll Feed All You Fuckers - Removable Patch

It's Too Peopley Outside - Removable Patch

I Call Bullshit - Removable Patch

This Current Chapter Of My Life Is Called My Turn. And I Am Unapologetic As Fuck About It - Removable Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It - Removable Patch

Pants Are Bullshit - Removable Patch

Smile If You're Horny - Removable Patch

If You Don't Drink Liquor For Breakfast On Vacation Don't Invite Me- Removable Patch

It's A Beautiful Day To Be Antisocial - Removable Patch

Maturity Is Working Through Your Trauma And Not Using It As A Never Ending Excuse For Poor Behavior. - Removable Patch

I Sprinkle "Fuck" In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley. - Removable Patch

Overworked And Underlaid - Removable Patch

Fuck Your Feelings - Removable Patch

My Goal In Life Is To Piss Off Atleast One Person A Day. So Far, I'm About 4 Years Ahead Of Schedule. - Removable Patch

Quit Being A Salty Bitch - Removable Patch

Your Nudes Are Safe With Me. - Removable Patch

Sorry I'm Not Listening - Removable Patch

If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza, You Can Be Anything. - Patch

Do I Look Like A People Person? - Removable Patch