ADULT HUMOR / OFFENSIVE PATCHES

Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked - Removable Patch

Pants Are Bullshit - Removable Patch

When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself "Did I Just Shit My Pants Today?" And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Alright. - Removable Patch

I Love Penis! - Removable Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help - Removable Patch

Don't Be A Cock Sucker - Removable Patch

Your Nudes Are Safe With Me. - Removable Patch

I'm Currently At The "Fuck This Shit" Portion Of My Day - Removable Patch

It's Not A Middle Finger It's My Unicorn Fist - Removable Patch

My Goal In Life Is To Piss Off Atleast One Person A Day. So Far, I'm About 4 Years Ahead Of Schedule. - Removable Patch

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch

I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole... I Thought You Knew. - Removable Patch

Only Trust People Who Like Big Butts... They Cannot Lie - Removable Patch

I Sprinkle "Fuck" In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley. - Removable Patch

My Dog And I Talk Shit About You - Removable Patch

Overworked And Underlaid - Removable Patch

Ever Have Sex While Camping? It's Fucking Intents - Removable Patch

Once Upon A Time - Fuck You - The End - Removable Patch

Caution - Feeling Horny - Removable Patch

Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions - Removable Patch

A Perfect Metaphor For My Life Would Be "Someone Trying To Stand Up In A Hammock" - Removable Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity Of The Fuck I Do Not Give. - Removable Patch

Smile If You're Horny - Removable Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions About Me And My Life, Is Up Your Ass. - Removable Patch

Let's Get Naked - Removable Patch

Due To Rising Costs, Dirty Deeds Are No Longer Done Dirt Cheap. Sorry For The Inconvenience. - Removable Patch

You Had Me At I Hate That Bitch Too - Removable Patch

I Love Boobies - Patch

This Current Chapter Of My Life Is Called My Turn. And I Am Unapologetic As Fuck About It - Removable Patch

Nobody Dies A Virgin. Life Fucks Us All. -Kurt Cobain - Removable Patch

I'll Feed All You Fuckers - Removable Patch

Rub My Butt Then You Can Pull My Pork - Removable Patch

Shhh ut The Fuck Up. - Removable Patch

I've Released My Own Fragrance. Nobody In The Car Seemed To Like It. - Removable Patch

I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly, Like A Fucking Lady. - Removable Patch

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck - Removable Patch

If You Don't Drink Liquor For Breakfast On Vacation Don't Invite Me- Removable Patch

Are We Having Drinks? Or Are We Having Dranks? I Need To Dress Accordingly. - Removable Patch

"I Never Said That Shit" - Confucious - Removable Patch

Sad But Still Horny - Removable Patch

I Hate People - Bears - Removable Patch

A Sea Of Whiskey Couldn't Intoxicate Me As Much As A Drop Of You - Removable Patch

You Are Entitled To You Opinion, But You Are Not Allowed To Tell Me What Mine Should Be. - Removable Patch

Let Them Be Haunted By The Realization That You Were Irreplaceable - Removable Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck - Removable Patch

Maturity Is Working Through Your Trauma And Not Using It As A Never Ending Excuse For Poor Behavior. - Removable Patch

It's Not Going To Lick Itself - Removable Patch

FAFO - Removable Patch