ADULT HUMOR / OFFENSIVE PATCHES

  Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compat...

When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself "Did I Just Shit My Pants Today?" And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Alright. All Pull P...

Your Nudes Are Safe With Me. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO®...

Don't Be A Cock Sucker All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® faste...

Pants Are Bullshit All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fasteners...

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners w...

  It's Not Going To Lick Itself All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VE...

Shhh ut The Fuck Up. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fastener...

  It Is Only When Mosquito Lands On Your Balls That You Realize There Is A Way To Solve Problems Without Using Violence. - Confucious ...

Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop faste...

I Sprinkle "Fuck" In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which...

I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole... I Thought You Knew. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners wh...

Ever Have Sex While Camping? It's Fucking Intents All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners ...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Slap On Some Swagger with Pull Patch! Upgrade your gear with Pull Patch’s cool, customizable patches. Each patch is a perfect...

I Won't Be Remembered As Someone Who Kept Their Mouth Shut All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop faste...

Let Is Snow - Pull Patch is great for the holidays! All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are c...

I Call Bullshit All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fasteners. E...

  Rub My Butt Then You Can Pull My Pork All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible wit...

  My Goal In Life Is To Piss Off At Least One Person A Day. So Far, I'm About 4 Years Ahead Of Schedule. All Pull Patch hats and patches have ou...

FAFO All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fasteners. Easily a...

I'm Currently At The "Fuck This Shit" Portion Of My Day All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners whi...

My Dog And I Talk Shit About You All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VEL...

Overworked And Underlaid All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fas...

Guess What. Chicken Butt! All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fa...