PATCHES

Real Men Smell Like Barbecue - Removable Patch

I'm Only Here To Establish My Alibi - Removable Patch

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Removable Patch

Chalk Dirty To Me - Removable Patch

American Flag - Black and White - Rainbow - Patch

Adult Supervision Required - Removable Patch

You Look Like You Might Need A Ride To The Train Station - Removable Patch

80's Flamingo - Removable Patch

I Rub My Meat While Thinking Of Big Racks - Removable Patch

What Does It Mean If The Holy Water Sizzles When It Hits Your Skin? Asking For A Friend. - Removable Patch

Sometimes I Look At People And Think "Really? That Is The Sperm That Won?" - Removable Patch

No Little Balls - Just Big Discs - Disc Golf - Removable Patch

Ribertarian - Removable Patch

US Flag - Assaulting Forward - Removable Patch

Chain Smoker - Disc Golf - Removable Patch

Buck Furpees. - Removable Patch

Notice - Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work - Removable Patch

Bless Your Heart - Removable Patch

I Slide It Right In Your Hole - Removable Patch

I Would Lose Weight But I Hate Losing - Removable Patch

US Flag - Fishing - Color - Removable Patch

Whiskey Wednesday - It's Like Taco Tuesday But For Badasses - Removable Patch

If Cussing In Front Of My Kids Makes Me A Bad Parent... Then Shit. - Removable Patch

It's Just Allergies - Removable Patch

I'm Not A Hot Mess I'm A Spicy Disaster - Removable Patch

My Sack Your Hole - Removable Patch

I Make Cute Babies

Bigfoot - Disc Golf - Removable Patch

Catalina Wine Mixer - Removable Patch

Happy Camper - Removable Patch

Arizona State Flag - Color - Removable Patch

Warning - Beware Of Wife - Husband Is Cool - Removable Patch

I'm Currently At The "Fuck This Shit" Portion Of My Day - Removable Patch

I Would Agree With You, But Then We Would Both Be Wrong - Removable Patch

What Doesn't Kill You Gives You XP - Removable Patch

Success Starts With Discipline - Removable Patch

Don't Be A Richard - Removable Patch

I Can't Hear Your Bullshit Over The Sound Of The Fucks I'm Not giving. - Removable Patch

Golf Ball Whacker Guy - Removable Patch

Decide What You Want. Make A Fucking Plan. And Work On That Shit. Every. Single. Day. - Removable Patch

Team Day Drunk - Removable Patch

You Probably Know Me From My Sex Tape - Removable Patch

Coach - Removable Patch

Snow + Mountain = Happy - Removable Patch

Bacon Is 73% Fat, And Very Salty. Me Too Bacon, Meee Too. - Removable Patch

Let's Get Naked - Removable Patch