PATCHES

I Fix $10 Haircuts - Removable Patch

My Viking, I Love You To Valhalla And Back - Removable Patch

Viking - Peace Love Courage - Removable Patch

Hair Boss - Removable Patch

I'm Into Fitness Fit'ness Pumpkin Pie In My Mouth - Removable Patch

I'm Just Here For The Food - Removable Patch

Hiking Is My Therapy - Removable Patch

Weekend Forecast 100% Chance Of Hiking - Removable Patch

After This We're Getting Beer - Removable Patch

Caution - Extremely Hot (And So Is The Food) - Removable Patch

I Heart Hot Dads - Removable Patch

May The Forks Be With You - Removable Patch

Valkyrie - Removable Patch

Viking Blood Runs Through My Veins - Removable Patch

Alien On Moon - Removable Patch

I Know I Disappear A Lot, I Don't Text Back Consistently, And I'm Distant. The Truth Is, I'm A Superhero. - Removable Patch

Life Begins The Moment You Realize That You Don't Have To Prove Shit To Anyone - Removable Patch

Warning! Bigfoot Breeding Area - Hike At Your Own Risk - Avoid Eye Contact - Play Dead If Cornered - Removable Patch

Sparkling Water Tastes Like When Your Leg Falls Asleep - Removable Patch

A Co-Worker Said To Me, "Could You Be Anymore Annoying?" So The Next Day I Wore Tap Shoes To Work. - Removable Patch

Always Naughty - Removable Patch

I Love You To The North Pole And Back - Removable Patch

Whew, Almost Left The Grocery Store Without A Bag Of Spring Mix To Throw Away Unopened In 2 Weeks - Removable Patch

Jolly AF - Removable Patch

I'm Only A Morning Person On Dec. 25th - Removable Patch

Xmas Calories Don't Count - Removable Patch

Who Needs Santa, I Have A Grandma - Removable Patch

Negative Vibes Only - Removable Patch

And I Hate How You Made Me Question Myself When The Problem Was You All Along. - Removable Patch

One Minute You're Young N' Wild, The Next Minute You're Getting Excited About Air Fryers & Crock Pots - Removable Patch

Expect Little From People. Expect A Lot From Yourself. That's The Secret Of A Happy Life. - Removable Patch

Stop Expecting Vegetarian Options At The BBQ - Removable Patch

Stop Telling Other People How To Live When You Personally Suck - Removable Patch

Bless This Mess - Patch

Horizon Sky - Patch

Today's Generation Is So Sensitive. Y'all Wouldn't Last One Hour In An AOL Chatroom. - Removable Patch

To All The Doors That Closed On Me... I'm Coming Back To Buy The Building.- Removable Patch

Sayonara Bitches - Removable Patch

Please Wait Patiently For The Failure Of The System - Removable Patch

If I Don't Like You, Trust Me Sweetie, I Won't Pretend To! - Removable Patch

I'm A Try Hard - Removable Patch

I'd Rather Be Reading - Removable Patch

I Guarantee My 2 Cents Is Worth More Then A Penny For Your Thoughts. - Removable Patch

Good Things Happen Here - Removable Patch

Choose People Who Will Say Your Name In A Room Full Of Opportunities - Removable Patch

Au Revoir Bitches - Removable Patch

All She Does Is Beach Beach Beach - Removable Patch

Beware There Are No Exits In Hell - Removable Patch