PATCHES

I Work Well Under Pressure - Removable Patch

I Let The Dogs Out - Removable Patch

Jedi Dad - Removable Patch

Look At Me Getting Married And Shit - Removable Patch

Mama, Mommy, Mom, Bruh - Removable Patch

I Believe Bob - UFO - Removable Patch

Archery Because Murder Is Wrong - Removable Patch

I Will Pay You To Abduct Me - Removable Patch

Archery Has A Lot Of Draw Backs - Removable Patch

Go Hiking Worst Case Scenario A Bear Kills You - Removable Patch

Hike Hike Hike - Removable Patch

Camping Without Beer Is Just Sitting In The Woods - Removable Patch

My Ancestors Were Vikings - Removable Patch

Roads? We Don't Need Roads - Removable Patch

Dear Taco Trucks, Please Consider Cruising The Neighborhoods Like Ice Cream Trucks. Sincerely, Everyone - Removable Patch

I Don't Go Crazy, I Am Crazy. I Just Go Normal From Time To Time - Removable Patch

Sasquatch Search Squad - Removable Patch

Bigfoot Army - Removable Patch

Don't Cling To A Mistake Just Because You Spent A Lot Of Time Making It - Removable Patch

A Wise Man Once Said, "Bees Don't Waste Their Time Explaining To Flies That Honey Is Better Than Shit." Read That Again. - Removable Patch

A Sea Of Whiskey Couldn't Intoxicate Me As Much As A Drop Of You - Removable Patch

He Sees How Much You're Drinking - Removable Patch

I'm So Good Santa Came Twice - Removable Patch

Turns Out You Can Just Buy A Birthday Cake Anytime And Eat It Yourself. Nobody Checks. - Removable Patch

Pug Reindeer - Bah Humpug - Removable Patch

It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer - Removable Patch

Merry Whatever The Fuck Is - Removable Patch

What The Elf? - Removable Patch

Chillin With My Snowmies - Removable Patch

Dear Santa, I Can Explain - Removable Patch

Santa I Was Framed - Removable Patch

Once You Lick The Frosting Off A Cupcake It Becomes A Muffin. And Muffins Are Healthy. You're Welcome - Removable Patch

Never Allow Anyone From Your Past To Direct Your Future. They Had Their Chance To Partner With You Along Your Journey. They Weren't Up For The Ride. - Removable Patch

Your Value Is Not Dictated By The Opinion Of Others. Your Value Is Dictated By Your Opinion Of Yourself. - Removable Patch

You Can Drink At 7AM Because The Beastie Boys Fought For That Kind Of Thing - Removable Patch

Sometimes What Didn't Work Out For You Really Worked Out For You. - Removable Patch

Sometimes The Obstacles That Need To Be Removed From Your Life Have Names. - Removable Patch

Sometimes The Best Way To Solve A Problem, Is To Stop Participating In The Problem. - Removable Patch

Pirate Henry Every Flag - Removable Patch

I'm Just Trying To Have The Same Money My Kids Think I Got. - Removable Patch

I Need A Vacation Or A Winning Lottery Ticket, Or Just One Day Without Bullshit. I'd Settle For That. - Removable Patch

Capitalist Pig - Removable Patch

I'm Not A Player I Just Crush A Lot - Removable Patch

Don't Ruin A Good Today By Thinking About A Bad Yesterday. Let It Go. - Removable Patch

Do Good It Will Come Back To You In Unexpected Ways - Removable Patch

The Quiet Friend - Removable Patch

The Loud Mouth Friend - Removable Patch

Work Harder Than You Think You Did Yesterday - Removable Patch