ALL PATCHES NOT CUSTOM PATCHES

Remember, If You Lose A Sock In The Dryer, It Comes Back As A Tupperware Lid That Doesn't Fit Any Of Your Containers - Removable Patch

Santa Is My Homeboy - Removable Patch

Why Children Can't Just Sit TF Down And Eat... They Always Gotta Bite A Nugget And Do A Damn Flip - Removable Patch

It's Okay To Make Out With A Book If You Love It - Removable Patch

Don't Tread On Me (I'm Busy Treading On You) - Removable Patch

Not Sure There's A Higher Compliment In Sports Than Being Called A "Great Teammate" By Your Teammates. - Removable Patch

There Are Decades When Nothing Happens. There Are Weeks Where Decades Happen. - Removable Patch

When I Was Your Age I Had To Walk 10 Feet Through Shag Carpet To Change The TV Channel For My Mom - Removable Patch

Just Because Things Could've Been Different Doesn't Mean They'd Be Better - Removable Patch

Dude They're Clean - Bruh They Need A Shower - Removable Patch

Empty That Shit - Dirty As Fuck - Removable Patch

I Grilled A Chicken At Lunchtime, Still No Answer On Why He Crossed The Road - Removable Patch

Toxic - Sterilized - Removable Patch

This Is A Self-Cleaning Kitchen. Clean Up After yourself. - Removable Patch

Ocean Bath - Removable Patch

When Someone Treats You Like They Don't Care, Believe Them! Don't Waste Time On It. - Removable Patch

Toga, Toga, Toga - Removable Patch

Thinking Of Sleeping On My Husband's Side Of The Bed Today. Apparently From That Side, You Don't Hear The Kids Wake Up At Night... - Removable Patch

Parenting Teens Is Relaxing - Removable Patch

Life Is Not A Fairytale If You Lose Your Shoe At Midnight You're Drunk - Removable Patch

I Don't Hold Grudges! I'm A Woman, I Carry Them Around In My Designer Purse Everywhere I Go. - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me About Your Childhood Problems. I Was Forced To Watch Lawrence Welk As A Kid. - Removable Patch

Don't Ruin A Good Today By Thinking About A Bad Yesterday. Let It Go. - Removable Patch

Cool Startup Bro - Removable Patch

Bullocks - Removable Patch

Be Solutions Driven. - Removable Patch

2022 The Year Where Smoking Grass Is Cheaper Than Cutting It - Removable Patch

I'm Sure The Cleaning Fairy Will Be Here Any Day Now - Removable Patch

Nothing Is Impossible The World Itself Says I'm Possible - Removable Patch

Stop Comparing Yourself. Flowers Are Pretty But So Are Sunsets And They Look Nothing Alike. - Removable Patch

Because I'm The Landlord That's Why - Removable Patch

Vegas Is Always A Bad Idea. Unless You're Lucky. - Removable Patch

Should Get A Standing Ovation - Removable Patch

I Think There Should Be A Rule That - Removable Patch

Basketball Dad - Removable Patch

Excuse Me While I Fangirl - Removable Patch

Black Belt In Travel - Removable Patch

Wasn't There. Didn't Do It. - The Owl - Removable Patch

My Life Is Nomadic - Removable Patch

To Be Old And Wise You Must First Be Young And Stupid. - Removable Patch

My Weekend Is All Booked - Removable Patch

My Life Is A Meme - Removable Patch

Meat Head - Pig - Removable Patch

Love Peace Light - Removable Patch

I'm Not Cute. I'm Sassy - Removable Patch

I Think My Soulmate Might Be Carbs - Removable Patch

Get Up And Wow The World - Removable Patch