WOMEN

Dear Santa, Just Bring Beer - Removable Patch

Y'all Better Stop Choosing Sides Without Knowing The Full Story. You'd Be Surprised How Dirty Some People Really Are. - Removable Patch

Being An Adult Is Basically Like One Of Those "Choose Your Adventure" Books, But Every Choice Sounds Terrible. - Removable Patch

Me - I Love The Swim-Up Bar At This Resort! Husband - You're In The Bath And You're Drunk Again - Removable Patch

Smart People Don't Tell You How Smart They Are. Rich People Don't Tell You How Rich They Are. Tough People Don't Tell You How Tough They Are. Honest People Don't Tell You How Honest They Are. Conmen Do - Removable Patch

Gotta Be Picky With Who You Invest Your Time Into. Wasted Time Is Worse Than Wasted Money. - Removable Patch

The Inventor Of Autocorrect Died The Funnel Will Be Held Tomato - Removable Patch

When You Discover Your Self-Worth You Lose Interest In Anyone Who Doesn't See It.- Removable Patch

Try Hard - Removable Patch

The Older I Get, The More I Understand It Is Okay To Live A Life Others Don't Understand. - Removable Patch

My Kids Have Paws - Removable Patch

I Swear Because I Care - Removable Patch

Go Disappoint The Next Bitch... I'm Busy. - Removable Patch

Friend I Need Some Advice - Me Dipping Oreos Into Merlot You Came To The Right Person - Removable Patch

Canadia - Removable Patch

If You Don't Remember Their Name In The Morning Take Them To Starbucks - Removable Patch

Instead Of Buying You Children All The Things You Never Had, You Should Teach Them All The Things You Were Never Taught. Material Wears Out But Knowledge Stays. - Bruce Lee - Removable Patch

You Spend Most Of Your Life Inside Your Head. Make It A Nice Place To Be. - Removable Patch

What's Meant For You Will Find You When The Time Is Right! - Removable Patch

Do You Hate Losing So Muuch That You're Willing To Change, Or Do You Hate Change So Much That You're Willing To Lose? - Removable Patch

A Negative Mind Will Never Give You A Positive Life. - Removable Patch

Choose What's Good For Your Soul, Not Your Ego. - Removable Patch

With Great Power Tools Comes Great Responsibilities - Removable Patch

Vacation Vibes - Removable Patch

Texas State Flag - Multi-Tan - Distressed - Removable Patch

Teach Peace - Removable Patch

Sasshole - Removable Patch

Pride - Rainbow - Removable Patch

Love Is Love - Removable Patch

Whiskey Is My Jam - Removable Patch

Whiskey Is Liquid Sunshine - Removable Patch

In The Beginning There Were Only 8 Bits - Removable Patch

I Know You're Obsessed With Me - Removable Patch

Gamers Don't Die They Respawn - Removable Patch

Don't Care Didn't Ask - Removable Patch

Support Your Local Farmer - Removable Patch

Proud American Farmer - Removable Patch

Life Is Better On The Farm - Removable Patch

I Farm. You Eat. - Removable Patch

So Many Cowboys So Little Rope - Removable Patch

Kiss My Country Ass - Removable Patch

It's Time For Wine And True Crime - Removable Patch

Give Me Coffee To Change The Things I Can And Wine To Accept Those That I Cannot - Removable Patch

Mommin' Ain't Easy - Removable Patch

Mom Of The Year - Removable Patch

Yay Wine - Removable Patch

Whiskey? Rye The Hell Not? - Removable Patch

Badass Farmer - Removable Patch